| Do aankhe battis daante | |
| Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!! | |
| Paying the fine money | |
| A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said “Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100.” The lawyer stood up and said “Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, But if you’d allow him a few minutes in the crowd he will gather all the required fine.” | |
| Be saved from infection! | |
| Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye! | |
| Customer and tech support | |
| Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry…. | |
| Gabbar ka khauf… | |
| Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega. Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai. Coming Soon More Jokes | |
